Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job. 本文来自织梦
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed. copyright dedecms
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In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder. 内容来自dedecms
"We did," she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card."
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A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer. 织梦好，好织梦
"Imitate birds," the man said.
“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。 copyright dedecms
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。” copyright dedecms
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window. 织梦内容管理系统