One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?" dedecms.com
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope." 织梦内容管理系统
"Then why you didn't take it back?" 织梦好，好织梦
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会，圣会) always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven, please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."
Awaking with a start(吓一跳) , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit(讲道坛) , "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it." copyright dedecms
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"
After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.
“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily. dedecms.com
But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?” copyright dedecms